North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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