ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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