Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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