did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If I die, sorry about rent.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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