Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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