Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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