Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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