Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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