We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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