cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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