I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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