Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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