I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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