Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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