we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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