That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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