We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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