I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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