Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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