it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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