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(541): View more from Oregon

In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?

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(949): View more from California

The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his

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(206): View more from Washington

he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.

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(925): View more from California

I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo

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(209): View more from California

Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.

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