Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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