I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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