I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I looked at my own cervix.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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