my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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