If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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