well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just want nice things and good sex
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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