Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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