Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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