Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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