you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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