You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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