they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
