So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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