like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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