Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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