You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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