You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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