and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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