I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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