are you still at the devil's house?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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