this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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