Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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