Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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