I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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