so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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