Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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