what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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