I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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