this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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