I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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